πŸŽ„ A Kernal Carol

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'Twas 3 nights before Christmas, so warm and so grand,

3 founders were coding, espresso martinis in hand.

ChatGPT prompts were humming, the screens all aglow,

In hopes that demand from investors would soon grow.

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The cofounders gathered, and squinted for a second,

It turned out they had a fresh email, β€œBetter open?” they reckoned.

With little sleep and lots of ramen, they looked quite rough-it

But when they zoomed in further, they saw an email from Buffet…

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Then suddenly, they paused, and there arose such a cheer,

They sprang from their beanbags, and yelled "It’s Warren, his signature is here!"

Now into the message, they skimmed in a hurry,

Gasping at the note, they transitioned to worry.

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It turned out his late partner, Munger had just one last request,

And that was to meet with their startup, to let him invest.

You see Charlie Munger, was their idol, they held him so dear

So when they read this message, all three shed a tear

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Then they nodded their heads and assembled a draft

A reply they would send, simply no time to lapse

So they prepped a kind note, cc’ing Warren’s EA

And she replied in an instant, how about today?

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They gasped with surprise, not sure what to do.

Then shot back, β€œSure, how about Nobu at 2?"

A cal invite was sent, it was locked in the books,

Now it was time to see how Uber times looked

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They made their way over, then saw a glimpse Mr. Warren

His corner spot made them think to this spot he’s not foreign

They all shook hands, then Buffet sat and opened his journal

He double-clicked his pen, then asked slowly, β€œSo, tell me bout’ Kernal?”

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πŸ’š The Kernal Fam

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